谁有英语幽默短文，小故事，名人名言

1·英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for its life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
2· 英语小故事——A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
"Youre a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
"She is the one who sells the candy.”
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
2、小学生英语小故事——The Hippo and I
A hippo lives in the zoo. I like him very much. I often go to see him. He often thinks of me, too. Today is Sunday. It is fine today. I go to see him again. After I leave the zoo, he follows me to my house. I give him lettuce, cabbages, bananas, apples and other food. He eats them up. When I sing songs, he stays in the pool. He is as quiet as a rabbit.
In the evening, he jumps onto my bed with me. My mum tells him to go home. He has to pack his bag and go back to the zoo. My mum lets me see him every week.
河马住在动物园里，我很喜欢他。他经常去看它，他也经常想我。
今天是星期日，是个好天气，我又一次去看望它。在我离开动物园之后，他跟随到我的家。我给他莴苣、生菜、香蕉、苹果和其他食物。他都吃了。
当我唱歌是，它待在水池里，像兔子一样安静。
晚上，他跳到床上同我睡觉在一起睡。
妈妈要它回家。它不得不背起包回到动物园。妈妈允许我每周去看它。
3·英语励志名人名言
1、All things in their being are good for something.
天生我才必有用。
2、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.
困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
3、Failure is the mother of success.——Thomas Paine
失败乃成功之母。
4、For man is man and master of his fate.
人就是人，是自己命运的主人。
5、The unexamined life is not worth living.——Socrates
混混噩噩的生活不值得过。——苏格拉底
6、None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.——Erasmus
只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
7、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness.——R.M. Nixon
命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。因此，让我们毫无畏惧，满心愉 悦地把握命运。——尼克松
8、Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.——John Ruskin
生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金
9、What makes life dreary is the want of motive.——George Eliot
没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。——乔治·埃略特
10、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.——Lincoln
卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
11、There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power.——Balzac
没有伟大的意志力，便没有雄才大略。——巴尔扎克
12、The good seaman is known in bad weather.
惊涛骇浪，方显英雄本色。（励志名言）
13、Fear not that the life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.——J.H. Newman
不要害怕你的生活将要结束，应该担心你的生活永远不会真正开始。——纽曼
14、Gods determine what youre going to be.——Julius Erving
人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。——欧文
15、An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.——Robert Louis Stevenson
生活的目标，是唯一值得寻找的财富。-- 史蒂文森
16、While there is life there is hope.
一息若存，希望不灭。——英国谚语
17、Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.——A. Einstein
不要为成功而努力，要为做一个有价值的人而努力。——爱因斯坦
18、You have to believe in yourself. Thats the secret of success.——Charles Chaplin
人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。——卓别林
19、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.
不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。
20、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.——Mattin Luther King
我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。——马丁·路德·金
21、Energy and persistence conquer all things.——Benjamin Franklin
能量加毅力可以征服一切。——富兰克林
22、Nothing seek, nothing find.
无所求则无所获。
23、Cease to struggle and you cease to live.——Thomas Carlyle
生命不止，奋斗不息。——卡莱尔
24、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.
千里之行，始于足下。

有哪些英语小故事，要短一点的 ，马上就要交了，急急急，

1.英语故事：叶公好龙
Lord Ye’s Love of the Dragon
There is a young man, Lord Ye. He likes dragons very much. He draws many dragons in his house. The house becomes a world of dragon.
A red dragon hears of Lord Ye, and is deeply moved. He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him.
“Hi, Mr. Ye! Nice to meet you,” the real dragon comes to visit Mr. Ye runs away as fast he can. “Oh, my God! Help! Help!” he runs and shouts.
叶公好龙
有个年轻人，姓叶，非常喜欢龙.他在屋里里面了许多许多龙。这屋子都快成了龙的世界。
一龙真龙听说了叶公的事，很受感动，就想去拜访叶公，和他交个朋友。
“嘿。叶先生!很高兴见到你。”这条真龙拜访叶先生了。可是叶先生飞快地逃了。他边跑边喊：“啊，我的天啊!救命!救命!”

2.
英语故事：曾祖母的奇怪故事
I love listening to my great-grandmas stories, so I didnt object when she started to tell me a story about one of her strange experiences over a glass of iced tea…
　　My Great-Great Grand-dad died in 1918 at the age of 48 when he fell off of a gallopinghorse. My Great Grandma was only 17 when this happened. The story goes that at the get together after the funeral, a strange man showed up. No one had seen him at the funeral, or anytime else for that matter. He stayed for a long time, hardly talking to anybody, and refusing to take off his coat and hat. When my Great-Great aunt pointed out to this man that, for the life of her, she could not recall who he was, he became absolutely livid and ran from the house. You can imagine how strange this seemed to everybody.
　　Curiosity got the best of Great grandma and she decided to follow this strange man outside to see where he had gone. She stepped outside and proceeded out into the middle of the yard, but she stopped short because the strangest sight met her eyes…the man wasstanding quietly on the roof of the barn, just about 5 yards away, illuminated only by the moonlight. She remembers that he had an unnatural gleam to his eyes, and when the clouds passed over the moon, and the night was pitch black, that gleam remained.
　　我喜欢听曾祖母讲故事。有一天喝茶的时候，她要给我讲一个她所经历过的奇怪事情，当然我是不会反对的。
　　曾祖母的父亲是在1918年去世的，那年他48岁，从一匹烈马上面摔了下来，当时曾祖母才仅仅17岁。故事发生在葬礼过后大家一起说话的时候。有个奇怪的男人出现了，没有人在葬礼上见过这个人，并且也没在别的什么时候看见过他。他出现以后呆了很长时间，没和任何人说话，也不愿意脱下外套。这时姨姥姥对他说，自己这些年从来没有见过他而且也不知道他是谁，他突然变得脸色铁青，随即跑了出去。你可以想象的到，人们对眼前的这一幕会是多么奇怪。
　　好奇心占据了曾祖母的内心，她决定去看个明白。于是她跟了出去来到院子中央，但是一看到眼前奇怪的情景…差不多五码以外的地方，那个人静静地站在粮仓的屋顶上，在月光的照耀下格外醒目。曾祖母记得刚才看见他的眼睛里有一道很不自然的亮光，随后乌云遮住了月亮，夜晚变得更黑，那道光就又出现了。

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英语小故事简单的20字

1、A：Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
乙：当然是朋友。
甲：为什么？
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
2、A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"Youre a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
3、Look,its a cat!He is running after a dog.What is he doing?He wants get the dogs tail.
看,那是只猫.他再追一只狗.他在干什么呢?他想拿到狗的尾巴.
4、The ocean is blue. The ocean is big. There are many fish in the ocean. There are big fish. There are small fish. There are fast fish and slow fish. The big fish eat the small fish. The fast fish eat the slow fish. The fishermen catch all the fish. The people eat all the fish.
大海是蓝色的。海洋是大的。海洋里有许多鱼。有大鱼。有小鱼。有快速的鱼和慢鱼。大鱼吃小的鱼。快速鱼吃慢鱼。渔民捕获所有的鱼。人们吃所有的鱼。

小王子英语剧本

《小王子》剧本
人物：小王子玫瑰花小狐狸宇航员
开场白
宇航员：I am aastronaut years ago, I have experienced a lot. But the one who give me thebiggest impression is a little prince. That day it was something wrong with myplane, so I had to took off on a desert, because of that I came across thelittle prince.
第一场
小王子：hi, are you the people on the earth? (走来)
宇航员：oh, yes, of course! But aren’t you? (正在查看飞机，有些吃惊)
小王子：of course, I’m not! I come from another planet.
宇航员：oh, that sounds interesting, then why do you come here?(宇航员非常感兴趣，停止工作)
小王子：I don’t know, but do you want to listen to me tell you somethingabout my story?
宇航员：with pleasure!(笑着回答，于是宇航员和小王子并排坐在一起)
小王子：do you know what rose is?
宇航员：oh, yes, I know.
小王子：but she is different.
旁白
①宇航员：as I was very tired about repairing my plane that day, I put off thework on my hand,and sat down with the little prince, listening his story tillthe sun had already rose down…
②On the little princes planet the flowers had always been verysimple. But one day, from a seed blown from no one knew where, a new flower hadcome up; and the little prince had watched very closely over this small sproutwhich was not like any other small sprouts on his planet.Then one morning,exactly at sunrise, she suddenly showed herself.
第二场
小王子：Oh! How beautiful you are!（拿着喷水壶）
玫瑰花：thank you. But I am scarcely awake. I beg that you will excuse me.My petals are still all disarranged...（打着哈欠）
小王子：but you are really different from others.
玫瑰花：it’s true, I was born at the same moment as the sun...
Ithink it is time for breakfast, If you would have the kindness to think of myneeds—
小王子：of course, all right!(小王子很有些不好意思，于是就拿着喷壶浇灌着花儿)
旁白
So, too, the rose began very quickly to torment him with hervanity-- which was, if the truth be known, a little difficult to deal with. Oneday, for instance, when she was speaking of her four thorns, she said to thelittle prince:
玫瑰花：Let the tigers come with their claws!
小王子：There are no tigers on my planet, And, anyway, tigers do not eatweeds.玫瑰花：Please excuse me... I am not at all afraid oftigers, but I have a horror
of drafts. I suppose you wouldnt have a screen for me?
Atnight I want you to put me under a glass globe. It is very cold where you live.In the place I came from—
玫瑰：The screen?
小王子：I was just going to look for it when you spoke to me...
旁白
So the little prince, in spite of all the good will that wasinseparable from his love, had soon come to doubt her. He had taken seriouslywords which were without importance, and it made him very unhappy. At last, he decidedto go outside have a long journey. He believed that he would never want toreturn. But on this last morning all these familiar tasks seemed very preciousto him. And when he watered the flower for the last time, and prepared to placeher under the shelter of her glass globe, he realised that he was very close totears.
小王子：Goodbye.
玫瑰花：... ...
小王子：Goodbye.
玫瑰花：... ...(一阵咳嗽，却不是因为生病，而是，因为，心痛)
I have been silly, I ask your forgiveness. Try to be happy... ...
Of course I love you, It is my fault that you have not known it all the while.That is of no importance. But you-- you have been just as foolish as I. Try tobe happy... let the glass globe be. I dont want it any more.
小王子：But the wind—
玫瑰花：My cold is not so bad as all that... the cool night air will do megood. I am a flower.
小王子：But the animals—(一种忧郁，徘徊)
玫瑰花：Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if Iwish to become acquainted with the butterflies. It seems that they are verybeautiful. And if not the butterflies-- and the caterpillars-- who will callupon me? You will be far away... as for the large animals-- I am not at allafraid of any of them. I have my claws. Look, I have four thorns, so dontlinger like this. You have decided to go away. Now go!（极力忍住不流泪）
第三场
旁白
After that, the little prince went to a lot ofplanets. At last, he arrived on the
planet called earth. But he was very muchsurprised not to see any people.
But it happened that after walking for a long time throughsand, and rocks, and snow, the little prince at last came upon a road. And allroads lead to the abodes of men. He was standing before a garden, all a-bloomwith roses.
小王子：Good morning.
玫瑰花们：Good morning.
小王子：Who are you?
玫瑰花们：We are roses
旁白
And he was overcome with sadness. His flower had told him thatshe was the only one of her kind in all the universe. And here were fivethousand of them, all alike, in one single garden!
小王子：She would be very much annoyed, if she should see that... she wouldcough most dreadfully, and she would pretend that she was dying, to avoid beinglaughed at. And I should be obliged to pretend that I was nursing her back tolife-- for if I did not do that, to humble myself also, she would really allowherself to die...（自言自语）
（接着他又说道）
I thought that I was rich, with a flower that was unique in all the world,but
... ...
第四场
旁白
And he lay down in the grass and cried. It was then that thefox appeared.
小狐狸：Good morning
小王子：Good morning（回头寻找声音的来源）
小狐狸：I am right here，under the apple tree.
小王子：Who are you? You are very pretty to look at.
小狐狸：I am a fox。
小王子：Come and play with me, I am so unhappy.
小狐狸：I cannot play with you, I am not tamed.
小王子：Ah! Please excuse me, What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：You do not live here, What is it that you are looking for?
小王子：I am looking for men, What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：Men, They have guns, and they hunt. It is very disturbing. They alsoraise chickens. These are their only interests. Are you looking for chickens?
小王子：no, I am looking for friends. What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：It is an act too often neglected, It means to establish ties.
小王子：To establish ties?
小狐狸：Just that, To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy whois just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you.And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a foxlike a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall needeach other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall beunique in all the world...
小王子：I am beginning to understand, There is a flower... I think that shehas tamed me...
小狐狸：It is possible, On the Earth one sees all sorts of things.
小王子：Oh, but this is not on the Earth!
小狐狸：On another planet?
小王子：Yes.
小狐狸：Are there hunters on this planet?
小王子：no.
小狐狸：Ah, that is interesting! Are there chickens?
小王子：no.
小狐狸：nothing is perfect.(叹了一口气)
Mylife is very monotonous, I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens arejust alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a littlebored. But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life .I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others.Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me,like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields downyonder? I do not ea t bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields havenothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour ofgold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, whichis also golden, will bring me bac k the thought of you. And I shall love tolisten to the wind in the wheat...
（小狐狸久久凝视小王子）
Please-- tame me!
小王子：I want to, very much, But I have not much time. I have friends todiscover, and a great many things to understand.
小狐狸：One only understands the things that one tames，Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things allready made at the shops. But there is no shop anywhere where one can buyfriendship, and so men have no friends any more. If you want a friend, tameme...
小王子：What must I do, to tame you?
小狐狸：You must be very patient, First you will sit down at a littledistance from me-- like that-- in the grass. I shall look at you out of thecorner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source ofmisunderstandings. But yo u will sit a little closer to me, every day...
旁白
So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of hisdeparture drew near—
小狐狸：ah, I shall cry.
小王子：It is your own fault, I never wished you any sort of harm; but youwanted me to tame you...
小狐狸：Yes, that is so
小王子：but it has done you no good at all!
小狐狸：It has done me good，because of the color ofthe wheat fields，Go and look again at the roses. Youwill understand now that yours is unique in all the world. Then come back tosay goodbye to me, and I will make you a present of a secret.
旁白
When the little prince went to the garden tosee the roses, he knew that the rose
in his garden is really different, because therose is his. He knew what does tame
mean. And he went back to meet the fox.
小王子：goodbye.
小狐狸：goodbye.And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is onlywith the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to theeye. It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose soimportant. Men have forgotten this truth, But you must not forget it. Youbecome responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. You are responsible foryour rose...
小王子：I am responsible for my rose…
旁白
①"What is essential is invisible to the eye," thelittle prince repeated, so that he would be sure to remember.
"It is the time I have wasted for my rose--" said thelittle prince, so that he would be sure to remember.
②宇航员：It was now the eighth day since I had had my accidentin the desert, and I had listened to the story of the merchant as I wasdrinking the last drop of my water supply.
第五场
宇航员：ah, these memories of yours are very charming; but I have not yetsucceeded
in repairing my plane; I have nothing more to drink;and I, too, should be
very happy if I could walk at my leisure toward aspring of fresh water!
小王子：I don’t know your plan absolutely. But it was one year since I cameto this
Planet tomorrow.
宇航员：I think I will go in these days. What about you?
小王子：I don’t know.
终场
宇航员：So we were separate after 8 days...
A veryunforgettable experience, isn’t? and if you travel some day to the Africandesert, and come across a little boy who has golden hair and who refuses toanswer questions, you will know who he is. If this should happen, pleasecomfort me. Send me word that he has come back.
Because I miss him verymuch...

乌鸦喝水的英语小故事

The Crow and The Pitcher
A crow felt very thirsty. He looked for water everywhere. Finally, he found a pitcher.
But there was not a lot of water in the pitcher. His beak could not reach it. He tried again and again, but still could not touch the water.
When he was about to give up, an idea came to him. He took a pebble and dropped it into the pitcher. Then he took another and dropped it in.
Gradually, the water rose, and the crow was able to drink the water.

急~求1~2个英语小故事（图文并茂）！

A Soldiers Brilliant Idea
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.
英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。
然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。
又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。

适合小学生阅读的廉洁故事

故事1:明朝的开国皇帝朱元璋，其故乡凤阳还流传着四菜一汤的歌谣：『皇帝请客，四菜一汤，萝卜韭菜，着实甜香；小葱豆腐，意义深长，一清二白，贪官心慌。』朱元璋给皇后过生日时，只用红萝卜、韭菜，青菜两碗，小葱豆腐汤，宴请众官员。而且约法三章：今后不论谁摆宴席，只许四菜一汤，谁若违反，严惩不贷。朱元璋虽为一国之君，但他率先垂范，倡导廉洁之风。
故事2:唐宋八大家之一的苏轼21岁中进士，前后共做了40年的官。做官期间，他总是注意节俭，常常精打细算过日子。公元1080年，苏轼被降职贬官来到黄州，由于薪俸减少了许多，他穷得过不了日子，后来在朋友的帮助下，弄到一块地，便自己耕种起来。为了不乱花一文钱，他还实行计划开支：先把所有的钱计算出来，然后平均分成12份，每月用一份；每份中又平均分成30小份，每天只用一小份。钱全部分好后，按份挂在房梁上，每天清晨取下一包，作为全天的生活开支。拿到一小份钱后，他还要仔细权衡，能不买的东西坚决不买，只准剩余，不准超支。积攒下来的钱，苏轼把它们存在一个竹筒里，以备意外之需。在困境、逆境中，苏轼以勤俭节约来维持生活、度过难关，不失为良策。
故事3子罕是春秋时期宋国的贤臣。宋国有个人得到了一块美玉，把它献给了子罕，子罕不肯接受。献玉的人说：“我已经拿给玉工看过了，玉工认为它是宝物，所以我才敢进献给您呀！”子罕说：“我把不贪婪当作宝物，你把美玉当作宝物。如果把玉给了我，那么我们两个人都丧失了宝物，不如各人保有自己的宝物吧。”
献玉的人叩头，然后对子罕说：“小人怀中藏着宝玉，到哪里都不安全，还是把它送给您吧。这样就可以免于被人谋财害命了。”于是子罕就把美玉放在自己住的地方，让玉工雕琢它，然后又卖了出去，把钱给了献玉的人，让他成了富翁，然后送他回家去了。
故事4公仪休喜欢吃鱼，有人就送鱼给他，他拒而不受。送鱼的人说："听说你喜欢吃鱼，为什么不肯接受我送的鱼呢?"公仪休说："正因为我喜欢吃鱼，所以更不能接受你的鱼!我现在做宰相，买得起鱼，自己可以买来吃，如果我因为接受了你送的鱼而被免去宰相之职，我自己从此就买不起鱼了，你难道还会再给我送鱼吗?这样一来，我还能再吃得到鱼吗?因此，我是决不能接受你送的鱼的。"