5人英语话剧剧本10分钟左右

（道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: Im coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: Im hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: Im full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Lets go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Lets go.
（上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Lets count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, Im late.
Mr Xu: Thats all right.
Don be late again
Mr Xu: Lets play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What

英语短剧剧本两个人

英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑）
旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?

小王子英语剧本

《小王子》剧本
人物：小王子玫瑰花小狐狸宇航员
开场白
宇航员：I am aastronaut years ago, I have experienced a lot. But the one who give me thebiggest impression is a little prince. That day it was something wrong with myplane, so I had to took off on a desert, because of that I came across thelittle prince.
第一场
小王子：hi, are you the people on the earth? (走来)
宇航员：oh, yes, of course! But aren’t you? (正在查看飞机，有些吃惊)
小王子：of course, I’m not! I come from another planet.
宇航员：oh, that sounds interesting, then why do you come here?(宇航员非常感兴趣，停止工作)
小王子：I don’t know, but do you want to listen to me tell you somethingabout my story?
宇航员：with pleasure!(笑着回答，于是宇航员和小王子并排坐在一起)
小王子：do you know what rose is?
宇航员：oh, yes, I know.
小王子：but she is different.
旁白
①宇航员：as I was very tired about repairing my plane that day, I put off thework on my hand,and sat down with the little prince, listening his story tillthe sun had already rose down…
②On the little princes planet the flowers had always been verysimple. But one day, from a seed blown from no one knew where, a new flower hadcome up; and the little prince had watched very closely over this small sproutwhich was not like any other small sprouts on his planet.Then one morning,exactly at sunrise, she suddenly showed herself.
第二场
小王子：Oh! How beautiful you are!（拿着喷水壶）
玫瑰花：thank you. But I am scarcely awake. I beg that you will excuse me.My petals are still all disarranged...（打着哈欠）
小王子：but you are really different from others.
玫瑰花：it’s true, I was born at the same moment as the sun...
Ithink it is time for breakfast, If you would have the kindness to think of myneeds—
小王子：of course, all right!(小王子很有些不好意思，于是就拿着喷壶浇灌着花儿)
旁白
So, too, the rose began very quickly to torment him with hervanity-- which was, if the truth be known, a little difficult to deal with. Oneday, for instance, when she was speaking of her four thorns, she said to thelittle prince:
玫瑰花：Let the tigers come with their claws!
小王子：There are no tigers on my planet, And, anyway, tigers do not eatweeds.玫瑰花：Please excuse me... I am not at all afraid oftigers, but I have a horror
of drafts. I suppose you wouldnt have a screen for me?
Atnight I want you to put me under a glass globe. It is very cold where you live.In the place I came from—
玫瑰：The screen?
小王子：I was just going to look for it when you spoke to me...
旁白
So the little prince, in spite of all the good will that wasinseparable from his love, had soon come to doubt her. He had taken seriouslywords which were without importance, and it made him very unhappy. At last, he decidedto go outside have a long journey. He believed that he would never want toreturn. But on this last morning all these familiar tasks seemed very preciousto him. And when he watered the flower for the last time, and prepared to placeher under the shelter of her glass globe, he realised that he was very close totears.
小王子：Goodbye.
玫瑰花：... ...
小王子：Goodbye.
玫瑰花：... ...(一阵咳嗽，却不是因为生病，而是，因为，心痛)
I have been silly, I ask your forgiveness. Try to be happy... ...
Of course I love you, It is my fault that you have not known it all the while.That is of no importance. But you-- you have been just as foolish as I. Try tobe happy... let the glass globe be. I dont want it any more.
小王子：But the wind—
玫瑰花：My cold is not so bad as all that... the cool night air will do megood. I am a flower.
小王子：But the animals—(一种忧郁，徘徊)
玫瑰花：Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if Iwish to become acquainted with the butterflies. It seems that they are verybeautiful. And if not the butterflies-- and the caterpillars-- who will callupon me? You will be far away... as for the large animals-- I am not at allafraid of any of them. I have my claws. Look, I have four thorns, so dontlinger like this. You have decided to go away. Now go!（极力忍住不流泪）
第三场
旁白
After that, the little prince went to a lot ofplanets. At last, he arrived on the
planet called earth. But he was very muchsurprised not to see any people.
But it happened that after walking for a long time throughsand, and rocks, and snow, the little prince at last came upon a road. And allroads lead to the abodes of men. He was standing before a garden, all a-bloomwith roses.
小王子：Good morning.
玫瑰花们：Good morning.
小王子：Who are you?
玫瑰花们：We are roses
旁白
And he was overcome with sadness. His flower had told him thatshe was the only one of her kind in all the universe. And here were fivethousand of them, all alike, in one single garden!
小王子：She would be very much annoyed, if she should see that... she wouldcough most dreadfully, and she would pretend that she was dying, to avoid beinglaughed at. And I should be obliged to pretend that I was nursing her back tolife-- for if I did not do that, to humble myself also, she would really allowherself to die...（自言自语）
（接着他又说道）
I thought that I was rich, with a flower that was unique in all the world,but
... ...
第四场
旁白
And he lay down in the grass and cried. It was then that thefox appeared.
小狐狸：Good morning
小王子：Good morning（回头寻找声音的来源）
小狐狸：I am right here，under the apple tree.
小王子：Who are you? You are very pretty to look at.
小狐狸：I am a fox。
小王子：Come and play with me, I am so unhappy.
小狐狸：I cannot play with you, I am not tamed.
小王子：Ah! Please excuse me, What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：You do not live here, What is it that you are looking for?
小王子：I am looking for men, What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：Men, They have guns, and they hunt. It is very disturbing. They alsoraise chickens. These are their only interests. Are you looking for chickens?
小王子：no, I am looking for friends. What does that mean-- tame?
小狐狸：It is an act too often neglected, It means to establish ties.
小王子：To establish ties?
小狐狸：Just that, To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy whois just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you.And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a foxlike a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall needeach other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall beunique in all the world...
小王子：I am beginning to understand, There is a flower... I think that shehas tamed me...
小狐狸：It is possible, On the Earth one sees all sorts of things.
小王子：Oh, but this is not on the Earth!
小狐狸：On another planet?
小王子：Yes.
小狐狸：Are there hunters on this planet?
小王子：no.
小狐狸：Ah, that is interesting! Are there chickens?
小王子：no.
小狐狸：nothing is perfect.(叹了一口气)
Mylife is very monotonous, I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens arejust alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a littlebored. But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life .I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others.Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me,like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields downyonder? I do not ea t bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields havenothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour ofgold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, whichis also golden, will bring me bac k the thought of you. And I shall love tolisten to the wind in the wheat...
（小狐狸久久凝视小王子）
Please-- tame me!
小王子：I want to, very much, But I have not much time. I have friends todiscover, and a great many things to understand.
小狐狸：One only understands the things that one tames，Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things allready made at the shops. But there is no shop anywhere where one can buyfriendship, and so men have no friends any more. If you want a friend, tameme...
小王子：What must I do, to tame you?
小狐狸：You must be very patient, First you will sit down at a littledistance from me-- like that-- in the grass. I shall look at you out of thecorner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source ofmisunderstandings. But yo u will sit a little closer to me, every day...
旁白
So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of hisdeparture drew near—
小狐狸：ah, I shall cry.
小王子：It is your own fault, I never wished you any sort of harm; but youwanted me to tame you...
小狐狸：Yes, that is so
小王子：but it has done you no good at all!
小狐狸：It has done me good，because of the color ofthe wheat fields，Go and look again at the roses. Youwill understand now that yours is unique in all the world. Then come back tosay goodbye to me, and I will make you a present of a secret.
旁白
When the little prince went to the garden tosee the roses, he knew that the rose
in his garden is really different, because therose is his. He knew what does tame
mean. And he went back to meet the fox.
小王子：goodbye.
小狐狸：goodbye.And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is onlywith the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to theeye. It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose soimportant. Men have forgotten this truth, But you must not forget it. Youbecome responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. You are responsible foryour rose...
小王子：I am responsible for my rose…
旁白
①"What is essential is invisible to the eye," thelittle prince repeated, so that he would be sure to remember.
"It is the time I have wasted for my rose--" said thelittle prince, so that he would be sure to remember.
②宇航员：It was now the eighth day since I had had my accidentin the desert, and I had listened to the story of the merchant as I wasdrinking the last drop of my water supply.
第五场
宇航员：ah, these memories of yours are very charming; but I have not yetsucceeded
in repairing my plane; I have nothing more to drink;and I, too, should be
very happy if I could walk at my leisure toward aspring of fresh water!
小王子：I don’t know your plan absolutely. But it was one year since I cameto this
Planet tomorrow.
宇航员：I think I will go in these days. What about you?
小王子：I don’t know.
终场
宇航员：So we were separate after 8 days...
A veryunforgettable experience, isn’t? and if you travel some day to the Africandesert, and come across a little boy who has golden hair and who refuses toanswer questions, you will know who he is. If this should happen, pleasecomfort me. Send me word that he has come back.
Because I miss him verymuch...

初一的英语小品剧本 带翻译

 A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……

英语话剧剧本（短篇)

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求5 6人小品剧本，3 6分钟，对话要分清楚。

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